I was laughing my ass off during the show. Chris' dramatic "We hired a private investigator" (who is proably the sound guy's cousin or something) and, unlike what most private investigators who nab cheating husbands or find long lost mothers, this one snaps Jayce lighting up by a chain link fence and--SHOCKINGLY--skipping his gym workouts. That one slayed me:
dramatic voiceover--"well its 6 am and he hasn't left his house....Me again, it 6:22 and no sign of him...Well it 7:30 and he's at the gym... Oh Hell, he only stayed for 45 minutes!!!!" It was hysterical.
Also, I have never been married but still, as an avid watcher of Disney movies, dream of my wedding day and my groom at the ceremony reading his vows to me, in a monotone voice, OFF OF AN IPAD.
At this point can I digress and bitch about how on this show, and so often in real life, you can find a really fat guy (even without money) with a cute, thin girlfriend. Off the top of my head I think of that Middle Eastern DJ and the guy from Jersey who owned his own company with a stone-faced wife. But people, does it EVER happen the other way? Fat girl, cute thin guy? N. O. (no, that's not why I was never married!!)
I don't beleive this guy was told over and over ad infintium that he could be a star if he lost weight. Maybe younger but not as this age. Also, I vote for the back child support being the reason he keeps losing custody. Isnt it usually?
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