Taylor Momsen is so hardcore, shes probably dating Jack Osbourne

Our patron saint here at Celebitchy just might be our beloved Raccoon McPantless. Taylor Momsen brings the laughs and the tragedy and the incessant angst in ways no other celebrity does. And she’s only 17 years old! It’s just going to get better and better with this one, I predict. Anyway, Star Magazine had an interesting little blurb about Taylor and who she might be seeing…Jack Osbourne, former reality star. Is Jack HARDCORE enough for our beloved Raccoon? Not by a long shot!

Taylor Momsen, 17, clicked in a big way with Jack Osbourne, 24, during the NYC-based starlet’s August visit to LA with her band, The Pretty Reckless, an insider tells Star.

“They hung out in low-key places and found they had a lot in common. Now he’s even thinking of trying life in Manhattan to get to know her better.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

One thing I’ll hesitantly give Raccoon credit for is that although she signals “Jailbait” with her every clothing choice and interview, she’s really not out there trying to f-ck every sugar daddy that will make her a star. Yes, her vibrator is her BFF, but Taylor seems to signal that she’s more focused on work than play. So if this story about Raccoon and Jack is true, it sounds kind of fine. They might even be cute together. Jack might even be a good influence on her.

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